Immigrants must integrate

In today's news, Tony Blair has said that integration is vital for immigrant communities in the UK.

Condemning the current bias towards differentiation, the Prime Minister has ordered that questions about integration be added to the new UK Citizenship tests.

The new Citizenship test will look something like this:

1) Where are the Geordie, Cockney, and Scouse dialects spoken?
2) What are MPs?
3) What is the Church of England and what is it for?

4) Who was Henry the Eighth and his six wives?

5) Work out the following differentiation: find dy/dx where (x-y)^4 = x + y + 5

6) Work out the following integration: calculate∫xcos(x) dx